A fun trip to the DMV
Recently, I received a license renewal form from the State of Connecticut (my former state of residency) and I realized that I never went to the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles to make the change. What was always a simple ‘sign the form and send it in,’ was now a ‘make a personal appearance at the DMV,’ in nearby Brewster, NY. I had to, after all, pose for a new photo, present my Social Security Card, and sign all the necessary forms.
Just 2 days before, I had flown to Maine and there was a window of opportunity between returning home and immediately packing my bags for an expedition to Iceland. I was informed that the computers at the DMV were down, so I escaped into nearby Katonah for a much-needed pedicure and manicure. When I arrived at the DMV at 3:30, the lines were empty and the service was fast and friendly. I was allowed to pay the $42.50 charge by credit card. They seized my old CT license – for reasons, unexplained. My new license is good for 5 years because I am from another state – another reason unexplained. I was told that after the 5 years, when I renew, it will be good for 8 years. Anyway, I was issued a temporary license until Albany, the capital of NY, sends me my permanent photo license in a week or two. Have you had a DMV experience lately? Let me know how it went..leave a comment!
This is the sign directing to the DMV in Brewster, NY.

very familiar signs for many, I'm sure

very interesting signs posted everywhere

I passed the eye test with flying colors.

These are offered in English and Spanish.

The testing area for new drivers.

Someone brought their 'babies' to the license renewal, I say...Cute Overload!

So many people like to register as a donor.

If you don't have a pen to fill out all the forms, you can purchase one
at these machines - seriously, what can you purchase for 25-cents
anymore?

Here I am posing for my 'portrait.'

Whoops! (Perez Hilton Style)


















Martha, you are the best! I love your blog posts!
Posted by: Lexi | July 18th, 2008 at 12:06 am
. . .a reminder that even in the life of Martha Stewart there are mundane daily tasks!
How lucky to find short lines at the DMV!
Posted by: MMC in San Diego | July 18th, 2008 at 12:09 am
In Arkansas? Longer lines..but we do get our "real" license that day, with photo!
I like how you journalize life in America.
Thanks!
Posted by: Tammy | July 18th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Hi Martha, You make even the most boring tasks seem like fun. For some reason the DMV in my area always is extremely crowded and you have to wait for hours to renew your driver's license. You take a number and sit down and wait. They only take one picture and your license is always good for 5 years. They have a small machine for the vision test. I have until 7/3/2009 before I have to play the waiting game again. Thanks so much for sharing your experience at the DMV. Have fun in Iceland. Look forward to more great blogs. Jan
Posted by: Jan Erickson | July 18th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I haven't personally had experience with the DMV, but my 15.5 year-old son just got his permit. When we picked up the book to 'study' for the test, we were astounded at the seemingly mundane items of information that were included. Such as, "if you test the steering wheel locking system while you are driving, you might cause an accident". Really?! No kidding.
I think my 15.5 yo son will avoid that while behind the wheel!
Posted by: tammycirceo | July 18th, 2008 at 1:16 am
Wow!! A trip to the DMV, I think Discovery could actually do a six week summer series filmed solely at the DMV in various states. There would be no end to the hilarious sights we would see. My neighbor recently left her job at our local office and the stories she can tell.....
Calista Patterson
Mississippi
Posted by: Calista Patterson | July 18th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Wow, they actually took more than one photo and let you choose??? Here in California, they shoot once and don't care if the photo even looks like you, and you're stuck with it for YEARS.
Posted by: Rowena | July 18th, 2008 at 2:17 am
Hi Martha,
I live in California. Last year I applied for a new driver's license. I had to make an appointment. I must say everyone at the DMV was very pleasant as well as efficient. I was more than impressed with their service. My picture came out so well, I wish I could have prints made. The fee for the license was less expensive than NY.
Posted by: Evelyn Ackbarali | July 18th, 2008 at 2:31 am
I just want to know what the people in the salon did when Martha Stewart walks in for a mani/pedi. Are they use to that? Wow, I would have freaked out! At least you missed the crowds at the DMV, that's no small feat!
Posted by: -pamela | July 18th, 2008 at 2:32 am
Hi Martha- Funny. You received special treatment, wow 3 photos and you get to choose! This year I renewed my license, with only one photo taken and no choices, infact could not look at it ahead of time.
In the future if you want to keep the license you can, but they punch a hole in it, at least in our state. LOL.
Posted by: Jen | July 18th, 2008 at 3:46 am
You did not have to wait in line! That would be nice I always have to wait in line! I am glad you had a good experience with the D.M.V. I renewed this year. I arrived realized I was supposed to have cash, so I left came back with cash. I finally received a number after I returned, then proceeded to wait, and wait... At least it is over, until the next time. Next time I will be able to give up my CDL license so it will a lot cheaper!
Posted by: Robert | July 18th, 2008 at 6:12 am
Hilarious! I thought only CT charged for pens. I actually have been to NH DMV - where I now live... no choice of pictures, but a pen is FREE! And was in and out quickly. I had to go to CT DMV which was a nightmare by phone to get the information... but when I got to the location, no lines and got in and out! Very surprising but wonderful since I had to drive 2 hours to get there (love CT gas prices!)
Posted by: Erin | July 18th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Hi Martha - in New Jersey you would be waiting for at least an hour before your were called to the first window. We have a point system now. You get points for each form of ID, for example 2 points for a US Passport, 1 point for a utility bill in your name, it's crazy. Once you've reached the required number of points as proof of who you are you get to sit and wait until you are called to the next window where you will get your picture taken, pay your fee and get to leave with a valid NJ Drivers License.
You never want to go at the beginning or end of the month, you could be there for hours.
Enjoy Iceland - I look forward to the pictures.
Posted by: Ann | July 18th, 2008 at 6:17 am
You are lucky. I have never had a pleasant experience at the DMV. And they do not give you the option of which photo to choose in my state. They "click". And if it's ugly, so be it. You are stuck with that pic. for yrs!
Posted by: suemare | July 18th, 2008 at 6:39 am
At least you didn't have to wait in line.. I know how much you dislike lines!
Posted by: Melaine Chema, Akron Ohio | July 18th, 2008 at 6:53 am
Funny you should post this today. Im going to DMV today in CT. to get my liceance renewed (my birthday is the 24th) I hope it is a pleasent experience we know how they could be in this state!!! Have a great weekend !!!
Posted by: Paula | July 18th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I had no idea famous people had to go to the DMV. Wow. The one here in Boston is known for its brutally long waits. It can be HOURS! The last time I went, I tried a neighborhood of Boston instead of the branch downtown and my wait was just a few minutes.
Posted by: Rhea | July 18th, 2008 at 8:41 am
With three kids in tow -- I recently went to the DMV to change the address and renew my license. When I finally was called, I was told my license was suspended and had been for six months. When I asked why, they couldn't tell me - they only knew it was marked suspended. It was a big deal -- calls to the police, state DMV office, etc...I was getting so irritated at this point that I told the clerk I would be back without my little kids -- she told me if I left the building she would have me arrested.
In the end, it was an error on their part. No apology issued. They sent me on my way with an "amended" license. Why? I don't know. I was just glad to be out of that building. Horrible!
Posted by: Laura | July 18th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Hi Martha, I think you and I are close to the same age. Use to, for me, my photo for this deal was of utmost vanity. I almost would practice my look for it. Now I'm only glad I'm still around for this ordeal. My photo and renewal are due 2009 in Dec. I do hope with a little help from above, I won't look too bad. Nan
Posted by: Nan Ashby | July 18th, 2008 at 9:23 am
LOVE the scarf, Martha. That little something extra can make any outfit look amazing. Drive on!
Posted by: beaglesrule | July 18th, 2008 at 9:24 am
The last time I was at the DMV (it is called the DPS [Department of Public Safety] here) was when we moved to Texas from Wisconsin six years ago. I think it is pretty standard that you have to forfeit your old license to get a new one without taking the tests. I actually had to make two trips because I didn't know that I needed my SS card. I guess some people just carry theirs around, but that is really not a good idea in the day and age of identity theft. And there definitely was a line! Houston is the 4th largest city in the U.S. so lots of people were there for whatever reason. It is my understanding that now that I am in their computer base, I can renew my license by mail and they will just use the photo they have on file. In Wisconsin you had to go in every five years or so to have your vision tested. Maybe that's why there are so many bad drivers down here!
Posted by: Pam | July 18th, 2008 at 9:29 am
First of all, I can't believe you were given 3 choices for your picture!!! Everytime I have been for my license, they take one picture and that is IT! WOW!!! I also can't believe you didn't have to wait forever in line! Good for you!
Posted by: Mrs. Ben Lanier | July 18th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Wonderful pictures of the DMV! I most definitely want a 25 cent pen as a souvenir. Thanks Martha!
Posted by: KellyR | July 18th, 2008 at 9:52 am
What a nice trip to the DMV...my most recent trip was to take my 15 year old daughter to get a California ID so that she would be able to cash her paychecks which she would soon be receiving from working at my job for the summer, and her comment as we were leaving [after only a 30 min time period of waiting and getting the ID]was "You know mom the next time we come here it will be for my license"...and a shiver of cold ran up and down my body...eeeeek my baby driving...
Posted by: erika | July 18th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Be thankful that you didn't have to do it in the city. When I first changed to NY state, the line was nearly 5 hours long. I've heard that's a typical day at the city DMV. Luckily, for renewals there's no need to make an appearance.
Posted by: tom | July 18th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Martha,
This is why I love your blog, you never know what you will post next! I dread going to the DMV with a passion because I know I'll be in there for atleast an hour. Luckily there's a Micheal's across the street so I always stop in there and pick up more Martha Stewart craft supplies afterwards! The scarf was a nice touch. Have a good day!
Posted by: Desiree' | July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Martha,
This is why I love your blog, you never know what you will post next! I dread going to the DMV with a passion because I know I'll be in there for atleast an hour. Luckily there's a Micheal's across the street so I always stop in there and pick up more Martha Stewart craft supplies afterwards! The scarf was a nice touch. Have a good day!
Posted by: Desiree' | July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Martha,
This is why I love your blog, you never know what you will post next! I dread going to the DMV with a passion because I know I'll be in there for atleast an hour. Luckily there's a Micheal's across the street so I always stop in there and pick up more Martha Stewart craft supplies afterwards! The scarf was a nice touch. Have a good day!
Posted by: Desiree' | July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Martha,
This is why I love your blog, you never know what you will post next! I dread going to the DMV with a passion because I know I'll be in there for atleast an hour. Luckily there's a Micheal's across the street so I always stop in there and pick up more Martha Stewart craft supplies afterwards! The scarf was a nice touch. Have a good day!
Posted by: Desiree' | July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Martha,
This is why I love your blog, you never know what you will post next! I dread going to the DMV with a passion because I know I'll be in there for atleast an hour. Luckily there's a Micheal's across the street so I always stop in there and pick up more Martha Stewart craft supplies afterwards! The scarf was a nice touch. Have a good day!
Posted by: Desiree' | July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Martha,
This is why I love your blog, you never know what you will post next! I dread going to the DMV with a passion because I know I'll be in there for atleast an hour. Luckily there's a Micheal's across the street so I always stop in there and pick up more Martha Stewart craft supplies afterwards! The scarf was a nice touch. Have a good day!
Posted by: Desiree' | July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Martha,
This is why I love your blog, you never know what you will post next! I dread going to the DMV with a passion because I know I'll be in there for atleast an hour. Luckily there's a Micheal's across the street so I always stop in there and pick up more Martha Stewart craft supplies afterwards! The scarf was a nice touch. Have a good day!
Posted by: Desiree' | July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Now that's a great post!
I always used to think of the DMV visit as a miserable experience, but I had to go last November and it was so nice! No lines and super friendly people. If anyone is in Brooklyn, NY I recommend the DMV on Atlantic Ave. The one across from Target downtown. Even the security guards were really helpful.
Posted by: bs | July 18th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Hi Martha,
I find in busy Southern California, as long as you make an appointment by phone first, a trip to the DMV is easy. Bring with you 2 young toddlers, and they are really nice to you. I'm glad you cleared up your licence biz, here you must make a change everytime you move.
****By the way, I went to Walmart and saw the new line. I almost cried right there in the craft aisle. I can't wait to make stuff with the new goodies, I love the paper and stickers. The prices are nice too.****
Happy travels to Iceland, I hope you can go to the baths and see the Volcanos.
Peace,
Gabrielle
Posted by: Gabrielle | July 18th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Not my favorite thing to do or see. Always lines, translators, ugly decor. We had a point and shoot photo session. Take it, period. Always bad. But as bad as the last was when I had the option to renew by mail I did. Somehow that 5 years younger drivers license become not bad at all.
Posted by: Margie | July 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
In Arizona my license is good until 2028! So I may not have liked my picture 7 years ago, not quite happy with it now but I am sure that when I'm 60yrs I am going to love my DMV picture of a young looking woman! And if I need a replacement, it can be requested online! Yeah for Arizona!
Posted by: Ruth Tortorici | July 18th, 2008 at 11:28 am
I bet the people working at the DMV were surprised to see you. I would not have been able to do my job! I would have been too excited.
Thank you for sharing your days with us. It gives us a peak in to your every day life. I read your blog every day and enjoy it very much!
Posted by: Wendy | July 18th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Martha,
Would you believe that the state of Kansas issues a piece of paper temporary license about the size of a dinner receipt?
It is good for about 3 weeks. And I was given one of these temporaries just 2 days before I was scheduled to go out of town. Leaving through the Kansas airport was no problem. The security staff were familiar with the receipt license. But my trip back a few days later was another story!
Well, something I think people never consider... what do you do if you are out of town & have a temporary license? And I have to admit this one looked rather strange and suspicious. I quickly learned what happens. And apparently it's not a problem! It's, in fact, NOT required to present a license to get on a plane... you can present even your Sam's club card, if you like. What a learning experience.
-Ali-
Posted by: Alisha | July 18th, 2008 at 11:33 am
I waited three years past the date to renew my license. I waited hours, way past my lunch hour. When I finally got to the counter, the lady asked me what took me so long to renew my license. I said "I've been in line."
Posted by: Donnis Maas | July 18th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Martha, your experience was a walk in the park compared to my DMV adventure. My license had fallen out of my checkbook during a lunch outing. After back-tracking every step and scouring the ground in search of the wayward license, I did not find it. So off to the DMV I went. It was 3:30 in the afternoon and the place was packed! I live in a college town, go figure! Take a number. . . after an hour my number was called and I finally got an opportunity to talk to a clerk, who told me I needed TWO forms of ID, and that my Social Security card alone would not be sufficient, OK. So back home to get my birth certificate AND start the process all over again. Oh, but wait, this time the clerk tells me the person who handles the lost license requests is gone for the day and I will have to return tomorrow morning. Yes, I did finally get a replacement license, and the most frustrating thing was. . .I found the lost license about two months later while vacuuming out my vehicle.
Enjoyed your posting.
Have a great weekend.
Jon
p.s. I know your B-day isn't until Aug 3, but I am curious to hear what you have planned. I am sure whatever it is, it will be tremendously exciting.
Posted by: Jon | July 18th, 2008 at 11:57 am
they let you pick your picture! not fair- in NC we can't smile and its one and done
Posted by: crystalclodfelter | July 18th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Hi, Martha,
I had to go to the DMV two days ago to renew my license. In Georgia, we are given the opportunity to renew online. However, once you reach the magic age of 64, you must come in for a vision test. I was really dreading having to go. The last time that I went in, the DMV location was in a Kroger grocery. I had to wait in line a long time, and received a temporary card until my permanent one came in the mail. This time, I was pleasantly surprised. The DMV has new locations now. The one I chose has their own building in a shopping center. There were chairs to sit in, and many numbered windows for service. You are given a number when you enter along with a form to fill out. Your number is announced by an automated voice that tells you which window will be serving you. Your number and window is also posted electronically on a board. You take the vision test at your appointed window, and surrender your license and the form. You sit down again, and wait to be called again to go to another window to have your picture taken. You don't have a choice of pictures. You sit again, and are called up to get your actual license. It was wonderful. The whole process took about 30 minutes. I wish everything could be so simple and pleasant.
I really enjoy reading your bloggs.
Posted by: Shirley | July 18th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Our Kansas DMV certainly doesn't let us choose the most comely photo, I've got one that makes me look like a heavy lidded zombie with sparse hair. It certainly makes me behave while driving, to better avoid mockery during a traffic stop. Thankfully I've never encountered much of a line at the DMV, although paying car tags in the great state of Kansas is an all-day affair.
Two very different worlds collide with the link from your blog to Perez Hilton, Martha! That certainly made me giggle.
Posted by: Jyesika | July 18th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Just yesterday I took my 90-year-old, legally blind father to our Orem, UT DMV. Noticing that everyone was staring at us while I was leading him around to get his paper work filled out and then have his picture taken, I finally turned to the crowd and said, "Don't worry, he's not driving anymore--it's just an I.D. card." There was a collective sigh.
. . . Gaye
Posted by: Gaye | July 18th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I used to live in Brewster before moving to CT and have been to that very DMV on many an occasion. Glad to hear they are still friendly and efficient. (And that the 25¢ pen dispensers are still there, lol!)
Posted by: Jen in CT | July 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
WHAT? You mean they didn't make you take the driving test? When I moved from Texas to Washington, I was made to take the driving test all over again (even though I had a perfectly valid Texas license)... can you imagine? It had been 18 years since I had taken it... what an ordeal!
Looks like it all worked out smoothly for you!
Angela
Posted by: Angela Willis | July 18th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I still love the Brewster DMV...where I spent the morning of my 16th birthday getting my learner's permit!
You do have to be careful moving state to state, as it is illegal not to update your license right away. I've moved a few times, and was caught by surprise when I had to take the written test in California.
I've had bad experiences in CT years ago. I didn't know about the property tax on cars until after I'd bought my new one and got a surprise bill. I've had bad experiences years ago down in Fairfield County, but I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised by my last few trips to Waterbury. Everyone was so helpful, quick and pleasant.
(Hey, I don't mind people being charged for pens. We all pay for all that stuff that some think of as "free.")
Posted by: Karen | July 18th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Martha you are hysterical! Love your madness!!
Posted by: Annie | July 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
My last picture was taken 6 years ago and it will be good, (bad is more like it), for another 6 years. While waiting to have it taken, I put a smile on my face and kept it there so I wouldn't have that surprised stupid look they always manage to capture. Well, that didn't work because he asked me to take my glasses off. While I was trying to focus, he snapped my picture. Ugh!
I'm sure your picture turned out great. I don't think I have ever seen a really back picture of you. Trish
P.S. Thanks, Donnis Maas for the laugh!
Posted by: Trish | July 18th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Ahhh... the DMV. I've learned that DMVs in smaller cities/towns are much nicer than those in the big cities.
When my family lived in Missouri, I had to get myself a Missouri license. The DMV issued me a permit instead of a full fledged license. You can imagine my surprise when I got pulled over by the police and was informed that I have a permit instead of a license. I was a bit sad to let go of my first piece of identification where I actually looked good in the picture.
Posted by: Wendy | July 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Martha, a few years ago when I still lived in Maryland I was on my way to the MVA (their DMV) to renew my tags. It was a rainy day, and I was at a full stop just about to turn into the MVA's parking lot, turn-signal on, of course. I happened to look up in my rear-view mirror and much to my horror watched as a woman younger than myself realized, too late, that she was going much too fast, and then slammed into the back of my poor little Subaru. She was also on her way to the MVA, having recently relocated from New Jersey. Unfortunately, because I had my neck turned to look in the rearview, I ended up with some minor neck trauma (bummer) but I recovered fully. I'm glad that your trip to the DMV was much less dramatic!
BTW, I'm originally from Pound Ridge, & it's great to hear familiar towns like Katonah & Brewster out here in the Bluegrass!
Posted by: Morgan in Kentucky | July 18th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
In Brooklyn, the Motor Vehicle place is so crowded, you have to wait for hours. Even if you go late in the day, it's still crowded.
The Departmart of Motor Vehicles in Brooklyn (in Coney Island) could use a sprucing as well!
Posted by: Marlene | July 18th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
We have one DMV office to a huge county..so it is a total joke! I went three days ago and gave up after 1 1/2 hrs into the line and 13 people ahead of me. Next time I will go without my babies and maybe the wait wont be so bad! Thanks Martha for sharing your boring chores with us.
Posted by: Jennifer Exon | July 18th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Hey--we don't get to pick in Oregon! And your picture looks really cute!
Posted by: Wendy | July 18th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
A nightmare in NH for they have recently changed to a temporary license rather than issuing a new one immediately. The temp is in B&W and looks like a fake. Many people of been turned away from renting cars to entering bars because of this. It took my son three hours to get his temporary license at the DMV last week. He now has to wait two months for it to arrive. Not such a great time at the DMV for him.
Posted by: Donna | July 18th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I am from a small town in North Caroina. So going to the DMV is not a major event. No lines at all. I do need to get mine renewed this month though. Even though there are no lines it still is a hassle when you have three kids in tow!!! You never know what's going to happen.
Posted by: Tiff@Three Peas | July 18th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
You're so lucky that you were able to get a new picture! The picture on my California Driver's License is from when I was 15 years old, and I am 26. The picture that was taken for my learner's permit was stored in their computer and automatically put on my ID when I got my Driver's License, and they've never had me change it. I get strange looks when I try to order a drink and have to show ID!
Posted by: Jenny | July 18th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
A few years ago, when my children were 3 and 1, I had to go to the DMV. I had booked an appt. online and walked in to the horribly drab location. Gray chairs, gray walls and floors, blue counters. There were lots of people in lines and sitting on chairs in the various waiting areas around the room. And it was surprisingly quiet. UNTIL my 3 year old exclaimed what all of the adults were thinking: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THIS PLACE!!! Then she started crying. Everyone around us chuckled and nodded in agreement. I love how little children can say what all of the adults are thinking but aren't allowed to vocalize!
Posted by: mfoos | July 18th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
You're going to Iceland? I've always wanted to go. Can't wait to see those photos! Say hi to Bjork for me. (And bring back a sewing pattern for her famous swan dress.)
-Andrew
Posted by: Andrew Ritchie | July 18th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Last year when I renewed my license in NJ, I was surprised to find out I was in a lottery and received a 6 year license! Oh what a joy to know I was able to extend the process an extra 2 years! YIPPEE for me! But I don't really love my picture - so I have to live with it for 5 more years. WHATEVER!
Posted by: Jane M | July 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I have so enjoyed your blog that I thought I would give you my blog address: http://www.lifeofafarmwife.blogspot.com. I am very new to blogging and not very good at it yet. I thoroughly enjoy your posts! You are a very dynamic person!
Posted by: Mrs. Ben Lanier | July 18th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
my 22nd birthday is today and i just happened to look at my driver's liscense and realized it expires today! AHH! i hope i don't get in too much trouble with the DMV. After all they did send me a notice. It just happened to be one of those notices that you don't notice
!
Posted by: dustin white | July 18th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
One hot July day as I drove through a neighboring town, I noticed two officers in a police car one lane over behind me. Thankfully, they didn't appear interested in my car. Driving further along, I glanced in the rear view mirror only to notice they WERE NOW behind me and looking very intently at the back of my car. Oh, nuts!...let's see...break and tail lights are working, excellent driving record, sent in my license tab payment on time this year (!), no outstanding or history of warrants, wasn't having a particularly good hair day, I'm not blond...Oh, oh! The flashing red light is on and there's the W-o-o W-o-o of the "Pull Over Lady" siren.
I am completely baffled. A very polite and attactive officer appears at my car window presenting me with a ticket for an expired license plate. Though I'm sure he knew I was honestly perplexed, he showed me no empathy, no mercy.....just a ticket for $180!.
After doing some mental recall and quick research - I found I did have proof I sent in payment for my new tab.
I went before a judge to contest the ticket. As I stood at the podium to plead my case, the judge, peeking over the bifocals perched on the bridge of his nose, and with an amused yet grand-fatherly smile calmly and firmly said, "Martha..................... Did you know your birthday is in April?" (This judge was pretty amusing!)
"Yes, I do, Your Honor... May I speak?" His bemused smile continued as he answered in deep voice, "Yes, you may."
I stated I DID send in the payment for my new license tab ON TIME this year and held up the envelope containing my canceled check as proof. "You did send in your payment?" "Yes, sir, I did." At which point he smacked the gavel down, "Case dismissed. $25 Court fee."
Just as sure as I was I had put the new tab on my license plate this year, I could absolutely not remember receiving a tab in the mail! So, finally off to the DMV I went with my proof of previous payment to get a new tab. At the DMVI was told by an employee - 'Sometimes a machine jams and shreds the payment information or registration. If this happens, the DMV has no way of knowing who it belonged to so that person won't receive a plate renewal tab.' Interesting! Good to know.
Guess I was so pleased with myself for getting my payment in by the due date, I had overlooked that I never received anything for it. That was my fault and how I justified paying the "$25 court fee" Though I did, for just a minute, think about taking the judge to small claims court!
Posted by: Martha Prater | July 18th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
you actually got to pick your photo. Ohio does not do that! it is what it is and do overs!
Posted by: Mike Golch | July 18th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Martha,
Someone in the audience asked about the bad smell in towels. I have the same problem with two sets of towels that are in very good shape that I received 12 years ago for my anniversary. I forgot to dry them immediately after washing them and over time they've gotten worse. I've tried washing them different ways and nothing has helped. I will try boiling them sure hope it works any other suggestions?
Posted by: Leticia Tutunjian | July 18th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I do love that you got to choose your photo...here in Canada it's only one photo and it's for 5 years. Fortunately, the current photo is nice...much nicer than my dreadful passport photo.
Posted by: Sherey | July 18th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
My first reaction to reading this today was, Are you kidding me?
Here in CA at least my area the actors/actresses and well known public figures don't have to stand in line PERIOD they are taken in through a side door or they are allowed special care and taken to the front of the line and in most cases never seen by us mere locals ever in line. I have several friends who work at the DMV and it's like with doctors they see the famous folk after hours or on the weekends because the locals won't leave the famous alone otherwise and so for everyone's sake they arrange appts to suit the famous and keep things from getting out of hand. We have a lot of famous folk where I live you would think it was all old news but it isn't folks go a little nutty when a celeb is about. My GP sees lots of the famous on the weekends and they like it that way more privacy.
Our licenses are good for five years unless you have been in accidents or had speeding tickets, DWI's and so forth. I get mine in the mail since I can remember and you don't have to go in as long as you have no tickets it comes in the mail and you pay the fee. Ours was $!5.00 it is now $28.00 I just renewed mine in early July. No tests, no visuals until you turn 72 again if you have tickets or accidents it is different.
I was in Wal- Mart picking up a prescription and they must have shown your short video clip of new line at least ten times before I got out of there, it plays continuously all day I guess. I kept hearing your voice and looking around until I finally found the TV monitor lol!
Did you know Greenland is icy and Iceland is GREEN?
I hope you have a fun trip lucky you.
Pam from California
Posted by: Pam from California | July 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
I renewed my license on 6/28/08 at a branch DMV location at the RI Mall.
The lady helping was friendly, courteous, w/a great sense of humour! I was "in&out" in less than FIVE (5) minutes.
I went on a day after I had a "freshly shaved head" and wore a nice collared shirt for the picture! after all - one chance is all we get for a picture!
I presented my paperwork, and the "VERY" nice lady sizes me up, and then tells me that same picture (I was 40) can be used because I STILL look SAME! (I took it as a compliment OR she may have felt sorry for me!)
I exited the DMV office walking on cloud nine and my VAINself & EGO intact!
RPM - "The smallest state in the Union"
Posted by: Rod | July 19th, 2008 at 8:54 am
The Indiana BMV have made wonderful changes. New computers, many new customer service people, internet and kiosk availability for many activities. I needed to title a car. The process was quick, easy and the workers very nice to work with. I was impressed.
Posted by: Susie Kerner | July 19th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Gosh Martha, i just found this blog. You just look great, and so darn skinny. My husband is half in love with you, he's your age but you look way too young to be that old.
Going to the BMV, do you ever drive yourself, well, i guess it must be kind of limiting to not have a driver's liscence. And I'm sure if you are checking out farm markets and tag sales you need to be driving yourself and whichever of your friends, to hop out and stop whenever you see a good one!!!
I saw the Mark Marone episode of your program yesterday. I loved seeing how you keep your home sort of cat proof. I have 2 long haired cats too, and they stay off the counters but the floors (ceramic) and carpets and chairs
all get so full of cat hairs. Yes I use towels.
DO YOU BATHE YOUR CATS when they start to get a little funky? We do about once a month, with oatmeal shampoo. They don't like it but they LOVE themselves when its over. It takes 2 of us one to hold and one to lather and rinse. (They have all their claws, I don't believe in declaw- ing cats.)
We also have two Chessies who live outside in their kennel. Did you know about Avon Skin so Soft to put on animals (mainly dogs but it would also work well on your horses, also on humans too)
to keep mosquitoes and flies from biting? WORKS GREAT.
I enjoy reading about your life and appreciate all you do to inform and share. You're a sweetie Martha, so admired here.
Posted by: Debbie Carpenter | July 19th, 2008 at 10:01 am
They usually let us keep our old licenses in Washington state, and in the past, they have a hole punch they use to indicate it's expired. But, I think you can also report that you lost your license, so it doesn't end up in someones collection.
Love you!
Posted by: JK from Seattle | July 19th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Cute story! My last trip in here in suburban Chicago was virtually painless. My picture turned out so nicely that another person waiting for her license, who saw my picture as it was being shot, came over and told me, "Wow! Your picture looks GREAT!" Now, if we could just have that AZ expiration window....2028? Whoa!
Thanks for sharing, Martha. Like your hip-replacement entries, it's good to be reminded occasionally that you do go through a lot of the same stuff as we hoi polloi!
Best regards,
Peg
Posted by: Peg Wolfe | July 19th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I just took my third child to the DMV yesterday to get her drivers license. I made every effort to be cheerful, as I think they can have their fill of grumpy people. The test takes a manner of minutes (how can they evaluate them so quickly?), and my daughter was nervous, but over all it was efficient and fast. Now i have to deal with the nervousness of watching her drive off alone!
Posted by: Beth Longtine | July 19th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Lucky for you to be able to change from CT to NY with just a short wait time. Should you have tried to change from MA to NY, you would have discovered that ( and mind you this was about 10 years ago) since MA does not show the "issued date" that NY does not recognize the validity of it. PLUS if you do not have a cell phone and must use the DMV phones, they apparently are BLOCKED by the phone systems of MA! I don't remember how I eventually circumvented the bureaucracy but I rest assured I currently am licensed and live in PA!
Posted by: Lysa | July 19th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
This blog is so refreshing.
I was just at the DMV this morning registering my new truck. It was the longest wait I've ever had at the DMV unit at Durango and Aliante NV - 20 minutes! LOL usually it would take me 1-5minutes waiting in line.
I love the scarf. Its so chic! Move over Posh Beckham.
Posted by: Norbie K. of Las Vegas, NV | July 19th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I had to get a new license after my marriage.
I was so steamed after a patronizing run-in with the Social Security office (just seeking to change my name there, have a new card issued - they refused to do it saying I didn't have the right kind of license and "this would be a lot easier if you had a *job*) I was angry but didn't react in anger, which took some doing, let me tell you. That woman was behind bullet-proof glass! Gee I wonder why?
So I went to the Department of Licensing directly after that, they were a lot more easy-going, maybe 10 minutes wait, and one scary picture later, they mailed me my new license.
Lesson learned: get a makeover before you get a new license especially if you're have a bad day! I look like a lobster in my photograph.
FWIW - Social Security still won't allow my name change, it's been three years now.
Posted by: Dianne H. | July 19th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
The DMV, what a trip that was. We had just moved to Texas from Nebraska. The day we had gone down to the DMV, I had all the paper work that I thought we would need. We get there and they say that my car has to be registered and inspected first, so we leave and get that down, the cost...alot. So we finally get back to the DMV to get our licenses, we take a number, sit forever and finally get called. They take our pictures, do our eye exams and then take our NE licenses and hand us a piece of paper with no photo and say that it is a temporary license and that our photo license will come in the mail in 30 days. Now in Ne. you go, they take your picture, you pay your fee and they hand you your photo license just like that. In Texas, they are behind the times I think.
Posted by: Sandy H. | July 19th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Oh, yes, the DMV....My FAVORITE hangout. When I went to get my new Idaho license I had to take a written test....well being the city slicker that I am didn't know that "COW's have the right of way!!" I missed that question and they just thought that was so funny. Yeah, sure real funny!
Anyhoo, check out my blog M, I used your butterfly punch and fabulous glitter to make a card last night. I love it! Thanks M!!!!
T
Posted by: Tilda | July 19th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
What a nice picture of you to put on your driver's license. I was told not to smile - just look natural. Well, needless to say the picture looks just awful! Five years of putting up with that so next time I will smile - so there!
Posted by: Maureen | July 19th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Hello Martha from Canada. I recently got pulled over for speeding and was given two tickets; one for speeding and one for failing to show proof of insurance (I had insurance, just not with me). It was a busy time for me, launching a new jewelry line, so rather than go to court to show my insurance I decided to pay both tickets online. Unfortunately, there was a glitch in the system, and only one of my tickets were processed. I received a notice about my speeding ticket fine not being paid, and ignored it -again I was busy with a gallery opening! Well. That was a mistake. My licence was suspended and I had to spend a day in court to straighten it out. In the end, the ticket cost a fortune, not to mention the time I lost. I have learned my lesson!
Darlene Martin, Canada
Posted by: Darlene Martin | July 19th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
How nice to hear something good about our New York DMV. I have worked for a small upstate county DMV office for many years and we try to treat all our customers with care and respect as you were. To answer a few of your questions, no one can have more than one license so we had to take in your CT card before we could issue a NY one. DMV chooses not to issue a photo document on the spot mostly to deter false IDs and illegal aliens. Between the wait and our stringent ID rules we weed out a lot of things. A person has to really establish identity and have a mailing address in order to get a NY license. As to only having 5 years before renewal, I really don't have an answer for you. Every new license is for that period, be it an out-of-state transfer or a new permit holder. The good news is that unless you actually want to visit another DMV office at renewal time, you can be processed online or through the mails. Thanks again for making us sound a lot less scary than our reputations sometimes lead the public to think.
Posted by: Patty | July 19th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Nice that you and Dorit are friends.
You are most welcome here, hope the lobster was good.
Johann.
Posted by: johann kristinsson | July 19th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Marthaaaaaa
I am so happy for these posts you do... I love this one, it actually shows you without your company and very personal.. and at the end you asked us a ? to, I love this post, this is fantastic.
Posted by: David | July 19th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I dread having to go to the DMV! I'm glad you made it through that ordeal!
Posted by: Jen Beaton | July 20th, 2008 at 8:06 am
I never really thought about you having to stand in line at the DMV like the rest of us!
In my county in Upstate NY we have a traveling DMV which is very convenient. It comes to my town's library once a week. Not that it isn't crowded, but at least it's very comfortable and close to home.
Posted by: Nature Woman | July 20th, 2008 at 9:32 am
What a coincedence. I had to get my permit renewed just last week. It was a pretty short wait. And soon, I hope to get my license.
Posted by: Leigh Ann | July 20th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
What a cute post! Just makes me know we are all in the same boat in life, aren't we???!! Everyone has to endure the DMV at some point!!!
Posted by: Michaele | July 20th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I live in the Hartford, CT area and the DMV nearby is one of the busiest in the state. My last visit lasted 4 hours!!! The lines were crazy. They need to simplify the process.
Posted by: Christopher Nason | July 20th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Hi Martha,
My fiance and I just recently moved from Boston to North Carolina. After a few trips to the DMV, I finally got my new North Carolina license last week!
Posted by: Melissa | July 20th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I moved from VA to MA and the charge at the 'RMV' here was $90! I also had a difficult time proving my identity, since my VA licence had expired and they wouldn't accept it as proof. I also couldn't find my Social Security card, but they finally accepted my check book and birth certificate. Sheesh!
Posted by: Gwendolyn | July 20th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Dear Mrs.Stewart,
You are a lovely and visionary person. I have been reading your blog and can't seem to stop myself from checking to see if the blog has been updated daily!
Most important I am a example of your term that you refer as "synergy", from following your show to buying your magazine, and meticulously exploring your website.
From my background of working with clients on interior design and fashion consulting. To the best of your attention I would have not wanted you to wear that scarf for your photo and during the day! It more the type of scarf to enliven your flair at dusk.
Also another suggestion would be better undergarments that hold things at the right hight and don't seem to appear that they are sagging so much, I know they make good things these days,which are called "spanx" , that was bothering while watching your show. I kept thinking in my head when will your producer correct that problem!!
It is important that people who care about you, which that is I , would want to tell someone like you who is a sophisticated and entrepreneurial of good things to continue to create effort and attention to the smallest touches.
all the best,
Draza
Posted by: Draza Stamenich | July 20th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Martha, I love your sweater or scarf you're wearing in your DMV picture. Do tell us the details! I would love to see a close-up!
Posted by: Elizabeth Boldin | July 20th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
hey martha keep up the great work women2 womwen.
Posted by: nancy r | July 21st, 2008 at 1:47 am
I have always been treated with the utmost respect and kindness whenever I've had to renew my license in person here in Sherwood, Oregon. When I wished
to keep my photo cuz I looked young and it was a good photo, the employee immediately said "sorry it has already been destroyed". I was disappointed because it was a particularly good photo, at least taken by the DMV camera. I always choose to go to a smaller town because there usually is a shorter wait time. I also believe if you are polite and patient you will receive the same from the employees who meet with the general public day after day which can be difficult at times.
Thanks DMV employees for all you do daily.
Loretta Dorsett, Portland, OR
Posted by: Loretta Dorsett | July 21st, 2008 at 11:22 am
At my local DMV in Oregon, the picture-taking lady had creative control--and she used it. She "shot" me three times until her aesthetic judgment was satisfied. I was so grateful!
Posted by: Arlene | July 21st, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Too funny! A manicure, pedicure and new photo in one day? You are the queen of multi-tasking. Thanks for putting a fun spin on the DMV experience.
Posted by: CTMomof1 | July 21st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Martha - Here in Ohio when you get the new one they take the old one. But (unlike in Michigan) they take your picture and have it done in minutes so you walk out with the new one in hand. I have to say for the most part, Ohio's BMV is pretty darn good. I almost never have to wait.
Posted by: Teri | July 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Thinking I could call and make an appointment for the next day or two I found to my surprise the first available appointment was the day of my birthday. . . I took it . . . got there about 15 minutes early. No lines, they called my number in less than a minute, changed the address, took the eyetest, had ONE mug shot taken and was out 3 minutes before my appointment was scheduled. That was fast service!!
Posted by: Toni | July 21st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
so funny that you ask!
my husband and i went to the jersey city MVC (motor vehicle commission in new jersey - but i still call it the DMV!) last week. as with most cities, the lines are usually long and the experience less than pleasant!
we went on a monday at 11am in the middle of the month...NO LINES. In and out in about 15 minutes. In almost 20 years of driving...Best. Experience. Ever!!!
Posted by: suzr | July 21st, 2008 at 7:03 pm
You need to come to AZ! You don't have to renew but every 35 years!!! lol
Posted by: Jody | July 21st, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Martha I love you and I have so many questions for you. I wanted to tell you I think we would get along very well because I swear everytime something happens to me or I make a recipe you have something or the exact same thing on your tv show the very next day. I love the way your voice sounds on voice overs too! Also, you have been a very good example on me on just about everything. Love you, David from Fort Smith, Arkansas!!! Smooch
Posted by: David Valentini | July 21st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Hi, Martha. The Brewster DMV is also my DMV and I was also pleasantly surprised how empty and effortless it was. I am originally from Queens and I was used to being treated like cattle. It was always a nightmare to go to the DMV. I just love the country! I'm just disappointed I wasn't there when you were!
Posted by: Jennifer Feeley | July 21st, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Welcome to Iceland
It is a beautiful country. Hope you will get nice weather while staying.
Best regards from Iceland,
Linda
Posted by: Linda | July 22nd, 2008 at 5:03 am
yes, martha, i, too, have had very enjoyable experiences at dmv in new york state. born in new york, i can say it wasn't always, like this. but, like you, i returned from connecticut to find an efficient, helpful, friendly, dmv. i have been to several in a 100-mile radius, and its been true in all cases, so i didn't just catch a lucky spot..
Posted by: beverly | July 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 am
Dear Martha,
So happy to hear you enjoyed your trip to DMV! I have had the same experience. This DMV is awesome and the people that work there are so friendly and nice- especially the girl at the picture window! Extremely nice and good looking too!!!!
Posted by: ricardo | July 23rd, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Martha- this DMV in BREWSTER NY is the best and the people are soo friendly. The girl at the picture window is very helpful! What a pleasant experience thanks to her!
Posted by: sammy | July 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Hi, Martha,
At our DMV, they also take your old license. We get our new ones right away, though. You could choose from three pictures? Wish we could here. Thanks for the informative blog and the tour.
Kathy
Posted by: Kathy | July 24th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Thought this might interest you... in Virginia, you must pay an additional fee if you conduct your DMV business in person. We are encouraged to handle it online or via mail.
When I renewed my license last year, I was excited to find out that I could do it online and avoid going to the office. However, my excitement turned to absolute dread when I realized that the picture on my old license would be put on the new one. It is an awful picture that I had already carried around for seven years. Now I will be shamed by it regularly for another four!
Have a super day, Martha and staff!
Posted by: Leesa | July 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I enjoyed reading about your recent DMV experience. Things have really changed since I got my very 1st driv. license in CT. in the late 70's!!
Now living in Washington state & recently had an easy & painless experience with our local DMV...Our state has a new "enhanced" license which allows land & sea crossing at Canada, Mexico, Bermuda, Caribbean borders. I just called for appt., prov. proof of citizenship, identy & state residency, then paid $15 for the license, which uses RFID (radio freq. id) with a chip embedded in the license. It also uses the biometric ID system. It's so new that when I used it to travel back from Canada in March, they didn't yet have the scanners in place. This update is voluntary, & is "post 9-11" & in advance of the 2010 Olympic Games which will be in Vancouver, BC Canada. It's a passport-equivalent document but cannot be used when travelling by air. Legislators in WA state & British Columbia worked together thru the WHTI (Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative) to implement the new system.
Posted by: michelle | July 25th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
This post is so fun.... I would die if I ran into Martha at the DMV.
I have to say, I wish Illinois let you choose the best of 3 photos.... I wouldn't have chosen my current photo! =)
Enjoy your blog, keep it up!
Posted by: Kim | July 28th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I recently moved from one state to another and had to get a new license. You were very lucky in your wait time - I waited over 3 hours, had to take the only picture shot and paid $23 for my new license. I got my other state's license back, with 3 holes punched in it!
When I got my new car tag, again stood in line for over an hour. This state (Alabama) is not up to speed with their technology, or someone to use the equipment.....
MimiG
Posted by: MimiG | July 29th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Wow!! how to make it a fun day!
Ok...did anyone drop their jaw, or want an autograph...or were you just a regular peep???
Posted by: Linda @ Lime in the Coconut | July 29th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
The DMV is always an experience here. We have to drive 40 miles to find one. I just took my 82 yr. old mom and my new DIL, who just got her green card, to get CA ID cards. There was only one other family there speaking english besides us, and after a few minutes I was seriously wishing I couldn't understand them either! It was a boy trying to take his driving test with his stepmom, who had taken 1/2 a day from work to bring him. He had borrowed his sister's car for the test without checking that she had the required registration and proof of insurance in it. She did not. So, while waiting I had to listen to the several phone calls to family members and the serious "responsibility" lecture the young man received. He didn't get to take his test, and I imagine it will be awhile before mom takes off to bring him again. Good parenting, but not exactly riveting entertainment for me! Oh, and I have to do all again next week because apparently the SS# on the green card is not the "real" number. We have to go back to the SS office, then come back to the DMV with a different number. Oh. Joy.
Posted by: Diane | July 30th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
How funny! I love the Brewster DMV. The folks who work there are great. I recently went there with my son for his permit and what an experience. The gals at the window were great. Just like you, Josh, my son, was able to select one of three pictures. The wonderful girl at the picture window was so accomodating and funny. She made our experience so much more enjoyable!
Posted by: craig | July 30th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARTHA!
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS FANTASTIC.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE AND WITH WHOM?
Posted by: SHERRY | August 3rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
It would be funny if Martha gave Tips on DMV Decorating,how much better she could make it & Drivers Licenses,maybe Martha Logo,flowers ect & those DMV Pens are Awful hence 25 cent price,and I thought the Eye Test was that Pic of Food Chart & I LOL but of course Martha would pass that test,then I saw the standard eye chart,dah,haha.
Posted by: Tasha | September 24th, 2008 at 8:03 am
Since this was posted in July and it's now September, I'm a little late! But, I just went to the DMV in Niles, IL to get my new license plate sticker. Didn't have to wait too long - there is a very good system in place there for waiting on customers. Funny though - from your pictures it appears all DMV's look the same! I'm sure you brightened an ordinary day there for a lot of people.
Posted by: E. Leone | September 26th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
God! Connecticut has the worst lines! My 17 years old daughter bought a new car. A guy who sold the car to her said he will go to DMV to take care of everything for her. He came back and asked for my driver license (because she is 17). The next day he went to DMV, he ended up came back to see me. They said they need my letter of approval for allow my daughter to own the car of course 17! I signed and gave to him. The next day he went back.... He called my daughter out of frustration. The DMV want her to have another special insurance because she is.... you guessed 17!
I told him let me go with you. I went to Wethersfield to meet him there. I refilled out the form so that I AM the owner of the car and she is co-owner. Problem solved. What a waste! I felt bad for a guy who went there numerous times.
Posted by: Cathy from Meriden CT | September 28th, 2008 at 10:49 am
I had to go to the DMV for the first time in 10 years. I was able to make an appt. online in advance and the whole thing was over in 15 mins. The DMV here in our small town amazes me with their efficiency, friendliness and ability to untangle bureaucratic messes (such as I had once with registering a used car).
Posted by: Elizabeth Gage | December 10th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Oh Martha, you are so amusing.
I had to go to the DMV in New York City to get my permit renewed last year (I can't drive!). The person administering the written test started calling everyone by the language they are taking their test in - hey Russian, git over here Chinese, sit down Papi. It's was just so wrong, but a little amusing. The DMV people are grouchy sometimes (by sometimes, I mean always), but they do have to sit there all day and they do have to take a lot of attitude from people.
Posted by: JenL | March 12th, 2009 at 7:52 am